Jennifer Aniston Pregnant with Twins

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After a slew of secret fertility treatments, Jennifer Aniston is supposedly gearing up to give birth to twins sometime next year. Just like a certain-someone-who-must-not-be-named! According to Star Magazine

[Jen's] doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She and John are doing a lot of yoga together, and Jen makes sure to do specific poses to help her get pregnant. She’s taking a lot of folic acid and has upped her intake of milk and beef — all of which are supposed to increase your chances of having twins. She’s even eating cassava root, because women in Africa who consume it have the highest rate of conceived twins.

Because there’s no better reason to have children than out of spite directed at an ex’s new lover. If you’re not already having them to, say, salvage your failing marriage or for the tax credit and WIC checks. Like they say in Africa, “one baby in the hand is worth a three-goat-and-two-chicken dowry in the bush!” Also “revenge is a dish best served on a big pile of afterbirth” and “HIV is a myth.” Now you know why nobody ever goes to Africa.

Filming “30 Rock” last month:

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10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. april

    Those Africa comments are exactly why the the whole world hates Americans so much..

    Stop being so ignorant and narrow-minded…open your eyes and learn more about the world you live in

    and by “world” I don’t mean “america”

  2. Adri

    I totally agree with APRIL whoop-whoop! America is full of ignorants…it sometimes even causes me to be ashamed to be an american. I hate it when they say she wants to be Angelina. Please whatever she just wants kids like most women do. Atleast she doesn’t keep having kids with a man hoping he wont leave her crazy a**. I dont think Angelina realizes having kids is a lifetime commitment…you cant send them back when your done with them. But kudos 2 her for helping out the poor starving children. Bye-Bye!

  3. JASMINE GOODMAN

    OMG I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY FOR YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVERY MOVIE SHOW OR ANYTHING YOU IN I MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO WATCH AND I AM SO EXCITED THAT YOU ARE HAVING A BABY TWINS AT THAT OMG I CANT WAIT TILL THEY GET HERE YOU WILL BE A WONDERFUL MOTHER AND I KNOW BRAD AND ANGELINA WILL BE HATTING ON YOU CAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A KIND HEARTED GREAT PERSON AND II LOVE YOU FOR THAT SIGNING OFF
    JASMINE GOODMNA FROM HOUSTON TX

  4. Louise

    Jasmine, you totally missed that. She’s NOT pregnant. She’s trying to get pregnant. There are no twins yet. It’s what she is hoping for.

  5. autumn

    holy crap-she looks bad. a little too much work, kinda reminds me of meg ryan. she tweaked a little too much. john mayer is funny, when he writes on his blog, but i cant imagine what these twos kids would look like. not too cute

  6. Tanya

    I was so happy for Jen, when I heard it, I almost cried. I hope everything goes well for her - she will be a wonderful mother!

  7. Tracy Sweeney

    Is Jennifer really pregnant?

  8. Jennifer

    Im happy for Jennifer Aniston!
    I am your fan of every movie your in.
    Especially F.R.I.E.N.D.S I’ve watch all of the episode they made.
    The last episode i cried because it was so emotional i didn’t want you guys to stop.
    Im so happy your having a baby.

  9. phil

    i hope that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with me

  10. Sherman Hinojos

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    http://naked-jennifer-aniston-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=55540259&s=y

    Full video!!!

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