Nov 5, 2008
Megan Fox is NOT Wonder Woman
Tags: Katie Green, Megan Fox
Despite internet rumors that sprang up this summer, actress Megan Fox will not be assuming the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie. I repeat, NOT assuming the role of Wonder Woman. However, you’ll still find that the Lasso of Truth comes in handy if you can ever actually get within restraining-order-distance of her. “Lasso of Truth” of course being code for “ten feet of nylon rope and a bottle of chloroform.” Who needs an invisible jet when you’ve got an unmarked van lined with plastic and a pair of nitrile-coated gloves? High five!
As consolation, Katie Green’s — the lingerie model who was fired for being too fat earlier this year:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
Thank God we can’t see her toe thumbs in that photo.
Nov 5th, 2008
Nooken
I love both of them, unconditionally. Fired for being fat!? I guess I like fat chicks. Who knew!
Nov 5th, 2008
lovewanga
Let me just clue everyone in…THAT’S NOT FAT!!!
Nov 6th, 2008
missing-the-point
Yes, Megan Fox has nasty thumbs. It totally ruins any hotness anyone claims she has.
Nov 6th, 2008
Phil
For those of you who haven’t seen Megan’s freaky thumbs yet: http://yeeeah.com//2007/07/17/megan-fox-is-a-freak/
Nov 6th, 2008
sonya
Thanks for reminding us of her freaky thumbs, Phil. I actually used to have a friend whose fingers ALL looked like that. We’re not friends anymore.
Nov 6th, 2008
missing-the-point
You know, she would look better with just four fingers instead of a hand that has four fingers and a toe. She should have those toe fingers removed.
Nov 6th, 2008
Ed
WTF ? Up the fat girls !
Nov 9th, 2008
awesomehuman
THIS IS A TRAVESTY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS !!!
Nov 12th, 2008
Reuben Savko
Hot Megan Fox having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://megan-fox-sex–tape.blogspot.com/?id=49619714&s=y
Oct 9th, 2009
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