Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her panties and bra in the hopes you’ll give a shit about her movie. (Lainey Gossip)

Ashlee Simpson showered with Pooh. It’s like all of my dreams are coming true! Oh, wait… (CelebNewsWire)

Adriana Lima’s breasts grace the small screen. (City Rag)

Jack Black eats it! And I’m not talking about cupcakes. (Seriously? OMG)

Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are about to be reunited, and it feels so… sober?! (I’m Not Obsessed)

File under WTF?: there’s a 50 Cent and Bette Midler collaboration in the works! (Allie is Wired)

Meet Anne Hathaway’s new boyfriend. Hopefully that’s his unassuming alter ego. (Bricks and Stones)

Holly Madison insinuates that Hef can’t get it up! (Hollywood Rag)

Carrie Underwood can be bitchy after all! (Websters)

It’s TREASON, then!!! (Pajiba)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck forced to suck it up on The View — tears included! (MollyGood)

Of course Alessandra Ambrosio’s baby is a adorable. (Bastardly)

Michael Crichton is dead! Dinosaurs and killer viruses reportedly uninvolved! (CelebSlam)