S.S. Kendra Wilkinson Engaged to Philly Eagle Hank Baskett
Tags: eagle, engaged, girls next door, Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson
Pull out your hankies, boys and girls — Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson is engaged! Fairy tales really do come true! You know, the fairy tales where the wiggery slut with the fake tits ditches her pimp for a big black dude. You might have heard them referred to as “pornos.” Anyway, E! Online says
Philadelphia Eagles hunk Hank Baskett proposed to her atop the Space Needle this past weekend. [Kendra] seemed completely shell-shocked at the ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big [question].
I bet Kendra was surprised. It was probably the first time a guy had knelt down in front of her without trying to get a look at her leather doughnut. And to think that dummy went with a ring when all he really needed was a stack of singles and a forty of Schlitz! You might have heard it referred to as “irony.”
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
joecoz
Leather doughnut–excellent.
Nov 6th, 2008
sonya
Those little Sharpie lines around guys’ jawbones has got to be the douchiest thing ever.
Nov 6th, 2008
Scooter Liberty
Another Chrome plated bitch hits her stride. And another shining example of black pride by hooking up with a bleach blonde white girl.
Nov 7th, 2008
CK
Hank is just another dumb Ass Jock! Lost alot of respect for this man! Kendra is Used Goods, and the rumor is that she sucks face with her pet dog! What A freakin nasty Hoe! And this dude kisses her face afterwards. Goe figure! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Aug 26th, 2009
CK
kendra is a SLUT! and Dumb one at that! if this is the best that this guy Hank can do, thats truly pathetic, what a washed out piece of garbage. Hope for her sake the marriage at least last more than a year!
Aug 26th, 2009
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