Nov 10, 2008

Sienna Miller Dumps Balthazar Getty

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Now that he’s abandoned his wife and family, actress Sienna Miller has grown tired of Balthazar Getty and moved on to penis-ier pastures. Us Weekly says

“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that,” she said Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. “It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool with being on my own.”

Well, she might be cool with it, but I have a hunch her vagina isn’t. That thing can’t be stopped. It’s got a mind of its own. I give it a week before her labia unfurl like a couple Doc Ock arms to propel her through the street of downtown L.A. on a penis-hunting rampage, plowing over cars and smashing through windows in an attempt to grab savory males, then wielding them toward her puss with the intensity of an elephant using its trunk to stamp out a brush fire. Never before has carnage been so erotic! Rated R for nudity, sexual violence, and disturbing images.

At the Hollywood Dominos VIP launch in London Friday night:

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    I’m hoping that Baltazar is hosting a nice assortment of STDs after all this.

    Nov 10th, 2008

  2. bionic bunny

    what sonya said.
    the DELUXE assortment, complete with Instant Crotch Rot (patent pending)!!

    Nov 10th, 2008

  3. princess

    Who dumped who?
    If it was Sluttyienna doing the dumping it was because mum Jo had BG’s bank book throughly investigated and lo and behold he isn’t one of the super rich Gettys! On to the next victim! Guy Ritchie??

    If it was Balty doing the dumping it was because he was missing his beautiful, smart, talented & classy wife Rosetta and his four beautiful children and growing tired of Slutty’s pranks (paparazzi pics, and canoodling in public). Maybe he began to realize what a low, common foul mouthed tramp SM really is. Why didn’t he just ask someone as
    any other man could have told him! After all she has been with most of the worlds male population! Her career is so over! Who would pay good money to see this person in anything?

    Nov 18th, 2008

  4. Bryce Spruit

    Sienna Miller private Sex Tape online and free

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    Oct 5th, 2009

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