Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis in Equus Video

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Daniel Radcliffe Equus

Someone finally managed to sneak a cellphone into a performance of Equus and capture some naked Daniel Radcliffe penis action! And here it is — Harry Potter’s magic wand, up close and personal. Speaking of his magic wand, it doesn’t look like his could do much damage in the ol’ spell-casting department, if you know what I mean. Unless you count “shrivelus retractus” or “beanius weenius” or “is-that all-ius?” among your wizardry repertoire. You could probably build something more impressive with the stem of a mushroom or a couple of Lincoln Logs.

Watch the SUPER-DUPER NSFW video after the jump.

32 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Heh

    It’s scary how you read my mind sometimes…lol.

  2. sonya

    Um. Yeah.

    Do you remember those promo pics? Methinks there was some photoshop done.

  3. That’s the smallest dick I’ve EVAH seen. BLECH

  4. put it on youtube please for many views…

  5. Lacas

    Hey Marvin I’m assuming because you are a male you haven’t seen your fair share of penis’ before so I’ll explain something to you. They are not suppose to be HUGE when they are soft. I’m assuming you commented like you did because you have a phobia against uncircumsized penis’

  6. I feel like I know him better than I know my own boyfriend! Whatever lol. How weird. He looks pretty hot though.. you guys can say what you want but I think hard- he’d have a pretty average to large sized dick. Get it, Harry!

  7. Kitty

    Of course its small… now. He’s not even hard for God’s sakes.

  8. David

    Wow. That’s quite odd considering the fact that millions of people adore him. The US should make this world wide. He’de actually make more money. Besides. Even if it does ruin his career he’s got a quarter billion American dollars in the bank. He’s set.

  9. Oh, that guy.

    i want to suck daniel radcliffe’s enormous balls

  10. WHoa

    that dick is so small i thought it would be bigger -_-

  11. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..no saben que ganas tengo de tenerlo aqui con migo en este momento
    no me aguanto lo quiero ya¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  12. that penis is amazing and is down if it comes up ill show you i love you dan don’t listen anyone i want that penis into me

  13. me too i want to suck daniel’s balls ok they are very big and i want to suck his penis too ok guys

  14. Charlotte

    it would literally be like sucking a lolypop!!!!! its teeeeny… poor thing..

  15. Charlotte

    plus - can’t you tell by its bounciness - it is slightly hard! poor boy..

  16. vince

    daniel accepted the equus offer just to cover the his bisexuality

  17. vince

    A real man didnt have any crush from a fellowman. Therefore is it proven that Daniel is truly a bisexual because he have crush on Equus co-star.

  18. sd

    If you go to http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/features/HarryPotterDanielRadcliffeNakedinEquus.php - 63k -

    You can see a great photo of him naked with his dick and balls hanging out. I think its a great size.

  19. Kristin M.

    I saw Equus in London, it really is that small. I was so amazed I was even there seeing Equus, in London, so it really didn’t register in my mind when I saw him, or his balls, because I couldn’t even think. Now that I see the photos of him naked, I think to myself, and I thought, “why did I go to see Daniel Radcliffe again?” Just kidding, it was a great play.

    Of course it’s small because it isn’t hard, but that’s not his excuse. Did you see the photograph of the guy who did Equus after Dan in London? His penis is a little more than twice as long as Daniel’s, soft. The pictures are online. I can’t find the link, though. I saw the picture yesterday when I typed in “Daniel Radcliffe Equus Naked” on google/images. Hey, what’s a fangirl supposed to do when your fave actor goes nude?

  20. Mike

    Cut or uncut? Can’t tell.

  21. malia

    @SD: That was a photoshop done by a fan. It’s a porn star’s penis (it was proven). And he’s uncut

  22. anne

    Well, his balls fit his body, his only problem is his penis. According to my calculations, the length of his penis when fully erected is about 4.2-5.2″ not bad…..for a 16 year old…. But his already 19, right?

  23. vince

    Hey anne, about his balls, you’re kinda right, but i think you have to double check your calculations. based on my observation, his dick when fully erected is about 3.5-4.7″….

  24. ÖzLeM

    Ne diyceğimi biLemiyoRum SeNi böyLe Dünyanın göreceğine öLümü tercih edeRdim bitanem çok yazıK senin bu kadar küçülmeni gördüğüm için kahroLdum paRa için yapıLmayacak birşey Bu sevgiLim hep diyorum şimdi yine diycem keşke yapmasaydın ..

  25. Josh

    I cant watch the video…It doesn’t start…But I want to see his dick !!!
    :(

    I NEED HELP !!!!

  26. chollz

    Nice! And really he’s not that small. Looking at it in correlation to the rest of him, I’d say that, flaccid, length is about 3-3.5in; Erection would most likely bring it to about 5-6in, making it just the right size to get the job done. If your (any girl) vagina is spacious enough to require a massive penis, that’s less a situation about Dan and more one about you.

    Merlin, I just want to lick him… *Godsavethefangirls*<3

    Cheers~*

  27. bobo

    y cant i play the vid?

  28. Gary

    Wow, you really are a bunch of idiots. There is no way to tell how large a penis is when it’s not erect. He’s very likely average to slightly-above average. He’s a beautiful man with a keen mind and a lot of talent. You’re all so silly — truly, grow up.

  29. i want 2 suck his dick its a pretty good size

  30. daniel

    you all definitely like my dick! daniel here, stop guessing how big is my dick, it is 7in. so stop guessing yeah.

  31. andrei1945

    This is obviously not daniel radcliffe. the disproportions between head and the rest of the body are enormous.It can be seen that here is photoshop’s word,but still the maker of this thing didn’t appreciated the proportions too good.And stop looking at that dick and see the real thing behind this fake.

  32. i love daniel

    why cant i play it…….. it doesnt play…. CUMmon….. i want to suck his dick even if it is small……….

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