Election officials have publicly humiliated actor Tim Robbins after it was discovered that his little Election Day tantrum was his own stupid fault. It would seem that Captain America attempted to vote in the wrong polling place, which he might have realized earlier had he actually bothered to vote in any election in the last four years. According to the NY Daily News

Records showed Robbins moved in 2004 and filed a new registration. His proper polling site was in the Andrew Heskell Library on W. 20th St., where Robbins’ name was in the poll book.

“It would appear,” Robbins was informed in a letter from [the] Manhattan election commissioner, “that your voting experience was less than positive because you simply went to the wrong poll site.” The letter noted that Robbins might not have made his mistake had he voted “in any recent election.”

You know, it’s moments like these that reaffirm what I do for a living. Bashing the celebrity emperor and his self-righteous new clothes can be so fulfilling on so many levels. Of course, so can buying a megaphone and using a pig’s heart to paint the words “Tim Robbins is a Twat” on his apartment building front door, but police always seem to want to get involved in that sort of process.