Fergie Gets Fat

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Pants-pisser Fergie raised eyebrows at the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards earlier this week when she debuted a new tubbier physique. According to the The Daily Mail

The 33-year-old [has] gained 13 pounds to play a prostitute named Saraghina in the upcoming movie musical Nine. She said, ‘I was actually told to gain weight for the film so… I’ve been eating chips, fried food, everything I usually avoid.’ Fergie [claims] most of the weight has gone to her breasts instead of her backside.

“Breasts?” Is that what the young people are calling it these days? In my day, we called it “bingo wings” and “Godfather jowls.” Kids and their crazy lingo!

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Cannonball Perkins

    Men who know like their women with a little meat on them. :)

  2. bionic bunny

    bajooters!

  3. RaraAvis

    She looks amazing, not fat. Except for the hair. Wish she’d lose the middle part now and then.

  4. Kimmerz

    She looks awesome. When women don’t have to cover up their dark circles from malnourishment and look like they can stand up without passing out we call them fat??????? She doesn’t look anorexic…so shes a heifer now. lol….I am glad i am not famous, i would end up killing myself with people like this out there.

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