Michael Jackson has only kinda-sorta sold his Neverland ranch — it has been revealed that company to which he transferred the deed is partially under his control. Pretty clever for a guy with no nose! According to the Associated Press

The singer filed a grant deed on the ranch Monday that makes the new owner an entity called the Sycamore Valley Ranch Co.

Sycamore Valley Ranch Co. is a joint venture between Jackson and an affiliate of Colony Capital LLC, according to a person with knowledge of the transaction who… requested anonymity.

Jackson had gone into default on the $24.5 million he owes on the property and had faced foreclosure before Colony Capital bailed him out earlier this year by purchasing his loan.

That way, when he finally makes his triumphant return as King of Pop, he can reclaim what is rightfully his without incident. Until then, internet chat rooms and heavily-treed playgrounds will have to suffice. You can take a man’s home, but you’ll never take his pedophilic fantasies!