Middle Jonas is Still Gay and Boring
Tags: Breakup, Camilla Belle, Feud, joe jonas, taylor swift
Hey guys, it’s Sarah today. So, The Jonas Brothers are dumb and annoying and I can’t even be bothered to really tell them apart, but you know the gay one? With the stupid hair? Who’s always yapping about something lame? No, not that one. The other one. No, the other other one. No, the middle one. I think its name is Jon or Jeff or something. Whatever. Anyway, it has apparently taken to its MySpace page to blather about its breakup with Taylor Swift and its new relationship with Camilla Belle and the developing story of The Most Boring Feud in the History of Ever. From People:
In a heartfelt letter to fans, Joe Jonas addresses his recent breakup with Taylor Swift, saying that certain “issues” led to a “change of heart.”
Although he doesn’t mention Swift by name, the teen idol makes clear in his MySpace post he’s referring to the country star, who has been speaking and singing about the split.
“Several things I will state with all my heart,” writes Jonas, 19, who’s now quietly dating actress Camilla Belle. “I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.”
Uhh… listen, the only way I could think less of Middle Jonas is if… actually no, there is just no way I could think less of him. Seriously, shut UP, kid. You sing in a lame tiny tot band with your two stupid brothers and you’re most famous for wearing purity rings and dressing like assclowns. Your “relationships” with girls can’t possibly warrant this much drama, so until you finally come out and start dating someone appropriate for you, like Christian Siriano, please go away. And take Old Jonas and Little Jonas with you.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
What exactly constitutes “cheating” when you’ve vowed not to fuck?
Nov 14th, 2008
bionic bunny
i cheat on my diet all the time, and i’ve never done anything naughty with with a banana…
Nov 14th, 2008
vanna
joe is not gay
he is HOT
yo
Nov 14th, 2008
hello
FUCK THE AUTHOR OF THIS ARTICLE. YOU DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER. YOU SHOULD DIE NOW. END YOUR LIFE WHILE IT’S EARLY. YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO LIVE ON. DIE FUCKER BITCHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHORE ASSHOLE SKUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Nov 17th, 2008
MrsJoeJonas
Did they /seriously/ pay you to write that article? All it is is chicken scratch and cow manure to me. It has no meaning, or professional aspects to it. Grow up.
Nov 17th, 2008
Alexandra
WHATEV. i love your article, don’t listen to the angry fan guurls who think they know him
you go Glenn Coco!
Nov 24th, 2008
nickyj
go back to where you came from bitch. u don’t know a thing about the jonas brothers. if you don’t like them don’t write about them. fuck off skank
Dec 22nd, 2008
jonasfan
Ur so freaken gay and dnt know a thing about the jonas brothers or joe and if he broke up taylor swift who gives a shit its their life and its ppl like u that just want to ruin there fame u skank hope u choke on ur words
Feb 27th, 2009
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