I’ve seen pop-up ads for blowup dolls that are more realistically human looking than Shauna Sand. (CelebrityOdor)

In further Kanye West is Still a Deluded Little Bitch news: he apparently thinks he is The Voice of This Generation.  I’m pretty sure This Generation would rather have Laryngitis, thank you. (WWTDD)

Jessica Alba frumps it up in a hideous dress and horrible hair.  That fringe is so long it makes her look like a sheepdog. (Popoholic)

Oh look!  Vikki Blows is topless!  …again.  (Egotastic!)

Mariah Carey really, really loves Christmas.  And underwear.  And bikinis.  And being totally goddamn crazy. (TheSuperficial)

Angelina Jolie may be giving up acting, in the sense that she might take a year off sometime toward the middle of 2009.  But then what the hell will Jennifer Aniston have to talk about? (ASL)

Rumours are again swirling that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s relationship is on the rocks, mostly on account of Lindsay still being a gigantic whore. (IDLYITW)

Tila Tequila is still gross and obnoxious and borderline retarded. (WIMB)

Will there maybe possibly hopefully be an Arrested Development film after all? (AB)

Alyson Hannigan and her husband Alexis Denisof are looking adorably delighted by their gestating spawn. (SOMG)

Hilary Duff is getting a new TV series on NBC. (JustJared)

There will be a nationwide protest against Prop 8 tomorrow.  Every single state will be holding simultaneous rallies — find your state’s at Join the Impact!