Nov 14, 2008

Twilight Star Ashley Greene Does Maxim

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Ashley Greene Twilight Maxim

Ashley Greene is still a nobody until that stupid Twilight movie comes out on November 21st, so naturally, here she is slutting it up as hard as she can without actually removing any of her clothing in Maxim.  I would make fun of her in other ways, but I don’t know a single other thing about her and I seriously can’t be bothered to find out.  In one week these horrible Twilight people are going to be everywhere and they probably won’t shut up even if their lives depend on it, so I suggest you just enjoy little Alice Cullen here while she’s not talking.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Newsflash, she’ll be a nobody AFTER Twilight comes out too.

    Nov 14th, 2008

  2. K@t!3

    Ha! I’m one of those Twilight ppl!
    Oh yeah and NEWSFLASH, they are making the second (new moon) and third one (eclipse) so sry! Because incase you haven’t realized that “stupid Twilight movie” is a blockbuster!XD

    And Ashley greene is absolutly beautiful! Sorry if she’s not naked enough for you…(idiot)

    Dec 9th, 2008

  3. Austin

    twilight is a great movie, and ashley greene is hot as hell, so jon, you can shut the hell up, your just mad cuz you will never ever get her.

    Dec 14th, 2008

  4. Amanda

    I LOVE ASHLEY GREENE! By the way…I KNOW HER and SHES THE SHIT

    Dec 15th, 2008

  5. billy

    she is sexier with short hair tho ;p

    Dec 17th, 2008

  6. Joe

    wow… I was not a fan of Twilight before, but after seeing your site, you’ve turned me around man. Ashley’s h-o-t! I love the reverse psychology you’re doing there, like you could hate that image. I always thought Twilight was a chick flick movie, but now, well I guess I better go watch her on the big screen.

    Oh and when you said she’s not talking, is that a secret reference to her not giving you the time of day? Ouch man, sucks for you.

    Jan 8th, 2009

  7. 2981

    and newsflash but “that stupid twilight movie” was number 1 movie in Canada the first day it came out. Plus Ashley Greene is awsome whether you think so or not!

    Jan 28th, 2009

  8. Mrs. Eveaianas Edward Cullen

    NEWSFLASH! Ashley is NOT a nobody. Because last time I heard, she is known by MILLIONS of people. Just because you hate Twilight doesn’t mean that Ashley is bad in any way. She is actually very talented, and KNOWN. Twilight was number one in the box office when it came out, and remained in the top three for 3 weeks. It was made over $300 million worldwide, and it made $70 million OPENING NIGHT. And the first weekend it made more than $100 million, so how ’bout THAT.

    Mar 30th, 2009

  9. Ben

    Yeh, Ashley is fucking hot. She IS a somebody and yeah. By the way i think that Ashley Greene looks much better with shorter hair!! Like in the Movie. i’m disappointed when i see her with long
    hair.

    Apr 20th, 2009

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