Quickies: Who You Gonna Call

Nov 17, 2008

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This might be the wonkiest I’ve ever seen Paris Hilton’s eye look. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

See what Samantha Ronson thinks of PETA’s little flour attack on Lindsay. (Hollywood Rag)

Kim Kardashian loses the sarong, but keeps the bikini. Badonk-a-donk! Or something like that. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth Paltrow in the world’s ugliest, most unflattering dress. (Lainey Gossip)

Amy Winehouse has something she’d like to say to you. You might need a priest and a rudimentary knowledge of Latin to understand it. (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl — part bull frog, part closet fat girl? (Websters)

Imogen? I’m in love! Get it? Fuck you. She’s in a bikini, jerks. (Use My Computer)

Russell Simmons cops a feel — and a flash! — on a white girl. (CelebSlam)

What did Selita Ebanks do to her hair?! (Bastardly)

The only way the new Star Trek trailer could be any gayer is if it could fellate you while you watched it and then wax your eyebrows. (Pajiba)

Paula Abdul’s house is haunted by the ghost of Paula Goodspeed! Or maybe she’s just fucking insane. (The Blemish)

Looks like Ashlee Simpson might have already crapped out that baby! (CelebNewsWire)