Nov 17, 2008
S.S. Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures
Tags: bikini, stacey keibler, Stacy Keibler
After all those Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pictures, looking at Stacy Keibler in a bikini almost turns your stomach. It’s like being tossed a piece of beef jerky after being presented with platter upon platter of the choicest cuts of filet mignon. No thanks. Beef jerky is for cleaning your inner ear or jimmying a lock or maybe satiating a persistent hobo, not masturbating to. And besides, if I’m going to pick a salted cured meat to jerk off to, it’s damn well going to be prosciutto. Give me a little credit here. I’m what’s referred to by the industry as “a connoisseur.”
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nooken
That is such an unflattering top, yikes. “Hey I have nice breasts, let’s paste them to my ribcage!” Nice bum though.
Dude in the banner picture looks like a poor man’s Simon Cowell.
Nov 18th, 2008
That's not cool
Despite the unflattering top her body is still hotter than all of those overrated twats’, especially Heidi “are you the monster that ate the television” Klum,
Nov 18th, 2008
rob
Stacey is a beautiful woman. Not every picture is going to be flattering. I’m proud of her not being like every other bimbo out there and feeling the need to get plastic boobs.
Nov 18th, 2008
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