S.S. Meet Zoe Saldana, aka Captain Uhura

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Zoe Saldana aka Captain Uhura

By all accounts the new Star Trek movie sucks donkey, but there’s still a chance you might get to see boobs, so… SOLD! The Sun says

The new movie… reveals the secrets of Captain Kirk’s teen years and his first years in Starfleet. And he also gets to grips with the sexy young Uhura, played by Zoe Saldana, in a steamy bed scene.

I think I speak for all Star Trek fans when I say, “majQa’! nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’?” which of course is Klingon for “Well-done! Where is the bathroom?” I guess it kinda loses some of its bite in the translation.

Backstage at W, Spring 2009 Fashion Week:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Randy

    Hmm, this is disappointing casting. Uhuru (that’s the right spelling) is supposed to be a lot curvier and sexier. This is a clanging toothpick. Put her on a xylophone with Keira Knightley and cast someone else in the sequel, if this one doesn’t blow at the box office.

  2. That's not cool

    Uhmmmm… what’s with all the Kevincy Q posting?!

  3. Randy, the correct spelling is definitely Uhura. It comes from the Swahili word “uhuru,” which means freedom:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhura

  4. jack

    dang she is so hot

  5. Eddie

    Can somebody give the lady a sandwich? Yes, she’s a stunning natural beauty, but PLEASE add a few pounds!!!!!

  6. Cody Lothian

    WoW SEX-TAPE with Zoe Saldana!!

    WebCam video from Hotel here:

    http://zoe–saldana.blogspot.com/?id=69017516&s=y

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