Britney Spears is a nominal adult who acts like a hollow, self-focused tween! Can’t admit she went drunk-nuts and endangered her kids! Blames others for doing it!!!!

How dysfunctional and blind can you be, Britney? The only people using you are the ones *you* allow to use you. Widen your horizons, read a newspaper and help people who are starving, dying, endangered. How about child warriors in Africa, for one? Rape victims whose children have been hacked to death by machetes in Darfur, Sudan?

Google it, it’s so easy to find out how to help these hapless, penniless victims with nothing like what you have had and enjoy, merely for your own pleasure, like a sultan, every day since your first single went gold.

“It was a bad time.” Awww, po’ li’l richey!

Yes, the papparazzi are tough a-holes who don’t give a crap about anything but making a buck off her. But so are all her acolytes, supporters, hangers-on, and even her parents! How clueless and/or cynical!

Gawd, so much money and such a vapid, self-centered life! Ooh! How tough! How painful! Jump, hop, dance, sing like a wittle bitty gurrll, shake your grown-up boobies (I call them “Britney’s Pears”!!) and belly and pretend to be an artist–which you’re obviously not.

Clueless of the struggles of so many, Britney is a money-churning attention-sucker, adding mere bubble gum to the world.

Watch Madonna, Sting, Angelina Jolie. They’re also artists, unlike BS (don’t her initials just fit!).

Visit Darfur, Watts, Harlem! Help the starving, dying!

Could she possibly use her millions help others in pain? She lives in a wealthy bubble!

When Britney dies, people will remember only her sexy body, bouncy-nothing songs and “shoulda gone to rehab” moments of drunkenness and child endangerment.

Britney, wake up! Use at least some of your millions for charity, if you can stand the inconvenience! Make a difference!