Megan Fox goes for pink, but not the kind you’re hoping for. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have a fight over Calum Best! (Holy Moly)

How long did it take Ashley Dupre to figure out she was fucking the governor? Hint: think months, not days. (MollyGood)

Alec Baldwin says kissing Jennifer Aniston was “painful.” His words, not mine. (Allie is Wired)

Melanie Brown and Kelly Monaco are starring in a topless revue! (Bricks and Stones)

When doesn’t Charlize Theron look perfect? (CelebSmack)

Meet Victoria’s Secret most anorexic Angel to date: Caroline Winberg. (Bastardly)

Guess who’s back to farting in bed together? Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman. (Websters)

Say it ain’t so — Marlena and John are getting the Days of Our Lives ax! But who will Satan rape now? (Defamer)

Meg Ryan’s sad old lady tits are staring at the ground. (BestWeekEver)

Wanna see the Bond Girls naked? Of course you do! (CityRag)