Quickies: On Your Knees
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Are you a highly childish, historically curious but essentially ignorant, morally hazy adolescent? Then “The Boy in the Striped Pajamas” is for you! (Pajiba)
Madonna has resorted to wearing astroturf to garner the attention she so sorely needs. (CelebNewsWire)
Tricia Helfer has some really big gums to go with those really big tits of hers. (Bastardly)
The lieutenant from “3rd Rock from the Sun” gets naked on a horse, and she’s not even in Equus. (Websters)
A fan gets waaaay too personal with Brad Pitt on yesterday’s Oprah! (Celebitchy)
Jessica Szohr is like a wonderful amalgamation of Adriana Lima and Megan Fox. (Use My Computer)
Jean Claude Van Damme tries to make sexy times on a 22 year-old reporter and gets Van Dissed. (MollyGood)
Marc Jacobs swallows (ha ha!) a million dollar fine for bribing an official. (Gabby Babble)
It seems Tom Cruise’s “Valkyrie” is a feel-good comedy after all! (Agent Bedhead)
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