Nov 20, 20087
S.S. Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox Plan Wedding
Tags: brian austin green, engaged, married, Megan Fox, wedding
Despite the pleas of men the world over, Megan Fox is still planning on marrying 90210 douche Brian Austin Green. Brian told People Magazine at GQ’s Woman of the Year bash on Tuesday
“[The ceremony will be] small. We might have a few people there. Don’t expect a lot of press hoopla surrounding [the] big day… You might hear about it the week after.”
Brian Austin Green better have a donkey-sized penis, because that’s about the only thing that could make this union credible. Either a giant wiener, or maybe sole possession of a ring forged in the fires of Mount Doom by the Elven smiths of Eregion. It’s the only way this makes any goddamn sense.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
CelebNewsWire
I used to have a Barbie that looked exactly like Megan Fox. Her name was Tracy and she came wearing a wedding dress. Foreshadowing? Ask Mattel.
Nov 20th, 2008
Poster
What does S.S mean? I see it in a lot of your posts
Nov 20th, 2008
That's not cool
He’s got a busted face, she’s got busted tits. Seems compatible to me.
Nov 21st, 2008
Arthur
What does SS mean?
Nov 21st, 2008
Phil
Poster and Arthur:
You’ll learn all you need to know about the S.S. posts here: http://yeeeah.com/2008/09/05/ss-final-post-with-michelle-hunziker/
Nov 21st, 2008
AnswerGuru
I think they match too. I also think he’s a lucky bastard!
Nov 22nd, 2008
Russel Mendelsohn
Sexy video with Megan Fox online and free
http://megan-fox-sex–tape.blogspot.com/?id=83978823&s=y
full video
Oct 9th, 2009
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