Nov 21, 2008
S.S. Karolina Kurkova Voted World’s Sexiest Woman
Tags: Bar Refaeli, Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, s.s.
Karolina Kurkova has been voted World’s Sexiest Woman , but all I can see when I look at her is her missing bellybutton. Just like Megan Fox’s freaky thumbs, it’s a deal breaker for me. I just don’t trust people who don’t have bellybuttons, because that means you’re probably an alien and are salivating over my brains. I’m okay for now, because I made an aluminum foil hat to block her alien search rays and I’m typing in an underground bunker in an undisclosed location. Sorry Karolina, looks like dinner’s canceled!
Heidi Klum filming a commercial in LA, because she’s sexier:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
she could be a vegetable. wouldn’t THAT freak the vegans out!
i think we should get peta’s best people on that, right away….
oh, wait.
oxymoron.
Nov 21st, 2008
o rly
she should really explain that…
Nov 22nd, 2008
AnswerGuru
That’s very weird, because I’ve seen other pictures of her and she did have a belly button. Maybe it doesn’t look too good and they tried to cover it
Nov 22nd, 2008
BarbadoSlim
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuhreeeeak!
Nov 23rd, 2008
That's not cool
Ok, belly button or lack thereof aside, she seriously needs to start hitting the gym, especially when you see her standing next to well toned models like Doutzen (or however her name is spelt).
Nov 24th, 2008
Kelvin
Fuckin disgusting!
Nov 29th, 2008
Adrin
very sexyyyyyyyyy
Dec 9th, 2008
Halina
I love Miranda Kerr. She epitomizes perfection.
Karolina does, however, have some junk in the trunk.
Dec 9th, 2008
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