Quickies: You Gotta Smell This

Nov 21, 2008

Mischa Barton and Mary Kate Olsen’s eyes signal a lustful hunger for human flesh. (WIMB)

Here’s something you don’t see every day—Royal Weiner. (Hollywood Grind)

Chyna looks particularly girthy with a large dose of fug. (Celebslam)

NY Times runs a piece on Angelina’s press manipulation. Ouch! (Celebitchy)

People’s Sexiest Man Alive issue will include scratch-n-sniff! I think I just wet myself. (Mollygood)

Free 20 oz. Dr. Pepper in honor of Guns N Roses long-awaited Chinese Democracy album! (Seriously? OMG!)

Either Papa Joe has punched Jessica Simpson in the kisser, or she’s had some work done. (Anything Hollywood)

They’re not even married and already Sam and Lindsay need couples’ counseling. (GabbyBabble)

Kristen Stewart looking like a boy with mono on the cover of Teen Vogue. (Go Fug Yourself)