So… this is not new, but it’s news to me and that’s the best we can muster around here, as you should know well by now.  This is probably one of the most confusing/fantastic things I’ve ever seen in my life.  It’s a little person.  It’s a Britney Spears impersonator.  It’s twice the crazy in half the package!  My mind is blown.

Her name is Terra Jole’ (yes, that’s really how the accent is supposed to be and no, I don’t know what’s up with it being like that — my first guess would be that she couldn’t reach the top of the E) and she is “the littlest Britney Spears tribute performer in the world.”  I’m… sure that’s true.  I don’t even know what to say.  This is simultaneously one of the most awesome and terrifying things I’ve ever beheld with my eyeholes.

She’s known as Mini-Britney.  She’s 4′2″.  She’s been running this little roadshow since February of 2007 and has been featured on a bunch of shows, I guess, but it turns out I live under a rock or something because I had no idea that the world held such wonder.  Her website says she’ll be releasing a single in 2008.  I don’t think it’s out yet, which makes me sad in the pants because that is so what I would buy for Christmas for EVERYONE I KNOW.  Here’s her guest spot on “Chelsea Lately” from over a year ago:

And a lovely little medley from the show “Little Legends” in Vegas earlier this year:

I want to meet this lady.  I want to become best friends with this lady.  I want to throw her a party.  Buy her a pony.  Nominate her for Secretary of State.  I mean, wow.  Just… wow.