Jennifer Aniston Does Calendars? Who Knew?

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Jennifer Aniston 2009 Calendar 5

Jennifer Aniston is almost catatonically boring, but even I am willing to admit that she’s got a fantastic body.  I was not aware, however, that she did calendars.  Why in the holy hell anyone would want to look at her every single day for a year is beyond me.  Five minutes, I can understand, especially if the picture cuts her off at the head.  But a whole year?  I ain’t got that kinda saintly tolerance, my friend.

At any rate, because I am generous and kind, here are the pictures from her 2009 desktop calendar.  Now you can look at them for five minutes and not have to spend any money or stare at her stupid face for a year.  There are really only a couple of pictures that are important here.  I trust you’ll be able to figure out which ones.

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16 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. ava

    Is it me or she is trying to be more sexy now?

    Is it the 40s? Is it Angelina?

    Does she want a serious role and an Oscar too?

  2. CDean1262

    This is something somebody put together without her permission, obviously – some of these pictures are YEARS old, and if she DID approve it, she’s grasping at the fading last moments of her career.

  3. Sorceressss

    Good lord, I’m a nobody and I’m more interesting than her.

  4. reza keramatfar

    hi
    i love you
    please send a lot of your sexy images to my mail
    thanks

  5. That's not cool

    This calendar is boring and uninspired. Quite unlike her body however, which is yummy.

  6. That's not cool

    Ava, it’s just you. She’s always been sexy. This is the woman with the friendly nipples, remember.

  7. DrDoo

    omg. this is the work of a german photoshop-artist (and not one of the best). and i really love it, that you really believed it.

  8. blender tonight

    Sorceressss says:

    Good lord, I’m a nobody and I’m more interesting than her.

    I say:

    Show me.

  9. luv u babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  10. John

    She’s way hotter than Angelina…

  11. I think she’s really pretty and she can do the calendar if she wanted to

  12. LMNOP

    Hey, if you’re 40 and look better please comment. Otherwise give her some credit.

  13. Ervin Maish

    Jennifer Aniston Kimmel in shower!!

    Home private video online:

    http://naked-jennifer-aniston-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=31318380&s=y

  14. Maybe i loved something that am i werent this dress how she seems this weird on it,you..

  15. i love J.lo Dress..

  16. You are educated When u have the ability To listen 2 almost anything Without losing ur Temper & self confidence!

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