Jennifer Aniston Does Calendars? Who Knew?
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Jennifer Aniston is almost catatonically boring, but even I am willing to admit that she’s got a fantastic body. I was not aware, however, that she did calendars. Why in the holy hell anyone would want to look at her every single day for a year is beyond me. Five minutes, I can understand, especially if the picture cuts her off at the head. But a whole year? I ain’t got that kinda saintly tolerance, my friend.
At any rate, because I am generous and kind, here are the pictures from her 2009 desktop calendar. Now you can look at them for five minutes and not have to spend any money or stare at her stupid face for a year. There are really only a couple of pictures that are important here. I trust you’ll be able to figure out which ones.


15 Comments, Comment or Ping
ava
Is it me or she is trying to be more sexy now?
Is it the 40s? Is it Angelina?
Does she want a serious role and an Oscar too?
Nov 24th, 2008
CDean1262
This is something somebody put together without her permission, obviously - some of these pictures are YEARS old, and if she DID approve it, she’s grasping at the fading last moments of her career.
Nov 24th, 2008
Sorceressss
Good lord, I’m a nobody and I’m more interesting than her.
Nov 24th, 2008
reza keramatfar
hi
i love you
please send a lot of your sexy images to my mail
thanks
Nov 25th, 2008
That's not cool
This calendar is boring and uninspired. Quite unlike her body however, which is yummy.
Nov 25th, 2008
That's not cool
Ava, it’s just you. She’s always been sexy. This is the woman with the friendly nipples, remember.
Nov 25th, 2008
DrDoo
omg. this is the work of a german photoshop-artist (and not one of the best). and i really love it, that you really believed it.
Nov 27th, 2008
blender tonight
Sorceressss says:
Good lord, I’m a nobody and I’m more interesting than her.
I say:
Show me.
Dec 6th, 2008
Adrin
luv u babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Dec 9th, 2008
John
She’s way hotter than Angelina…
Dec 17th, 2008
chickmagnetstuff
I think she’s really pretty and she can do the calendar if she wanted to
Dec 29th, 2008
LMNOP
Hey, if you’re 40 and look better please comment. Otherwise give her some credit.
Jan 13th, 2009
Ervin Maish
Jennifer Aniston Kimmel in shower!!
Home private video online:
http://naked-jennifer-aniston-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=31318380&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
sweetgirl
Maybe i loved something that am i werent this dress how she seems this weird on it,you..
Jan 23rd, 2010
sweetgirl
i love J.lo Dress..
Feb 2nd, 2010
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