Chelsea Handler to Pose Naked for Playboy?

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Rumors that E!’s Chelsea Handler will be posing for men’s magazine Playboy are tearing up the internet today, because…. boobs! We love ‘em! Success has been the name of the game for Chelsea lately (Chelsea lately — ha ha ha): she’s published several books, been named the Breakout Star of 2008, and her show is more popular than ever. What better way to usher in this new-found fame than by showing off her tits? I suggested “sex tape” and “high-ranking government official hooker scandal” in a series of letters I cut and pasted from magazines, but it seems her PR team isn’t interested in doing anything other than notifying the police and obtaining restraining orders. And therein lies the difference between “relative success” and “international superstardom.” Call me when you’re ready to start going places, Chelsea!

Crappy pictures of Jenny McCarthy with Chelsea on her show:

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24 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. spaz

    she is so not funny. everything she does is obnoxious, forced and so fake. and she’s old as shit too. uhh i hate her.

  2. BarbadoSlim

    I’m gonna forward and further perpetuate the unfounded rumor that she got her “E” gig ’cause she’s boinking some asshole there.

  3. slowsky

    She’s doing her producer. But if Playboy can run pictures of that heffalump Kim Kardasian, Chelsea is more than adequate.

    I don’t hate the show, but I turn it off after the first 10 minutes when she’s on by herself.

  4. jt

    hope so
    plenty of comedians are just as unfunny

  5. Chelsea it’s me God. Please put on a parka!

  6. I guess being married to the president of E has its benefits, eh?

    Talentless hack piece of shit. Female Dane Cook.

  7. Well, she already did one near-naked photo for the 20 QUESTIONS article in November’s issue. I’m guessing someone decided to go all the way. Course, I can think of a number of women I’d rather see in PLAYBOY. Katherine Heigl could be one of them, or Anne Hathaway. At this rate, Daisy Fuentes would be a step up.

  8. Awesome. She has a certain je ne sais quoi dirtiniess whoreness to her.

  9. marshall

    I would love to see Chelsea pose in PLAYBOY…She probably has a sexy nude body…please make the rumors true so I can get a copy of the magazine when she does it…

    Go Chelsea pose NUDE !!!

  10. scott

    She is very funny–everyone I know watches her show. FYI, she’s not ‘doing’ her producer–her boyfriend is Ted Harbert, President of E! Entertainment.

  11. very funnyyyyyy

  12. Ssw43male@gmail says...

    Chelsea is a beautiful, hot, and sexy woman and should pose nude for Playboy to give her a boost in her career. So, all you Chelsea haters, go fly a kite and leave Chelsea alone please.

  13. Devian

    She is Hot and has a great body, and I love her stand up acts. I’m lookin forward to the pictures to come out- As for you pudds hatin on her go choke on a squirrel

  14. her ass needs the light of day–====playboy day

  15. frankf

    Chelsea Handler Playboy Cover Photos
    link: fff.to/1en Very hot pic ;)

  16. chrisgo

    I am addicted to her show. she makes fun of all the people who deserve it, like that huge frickn homo, kanye west, what a fag!! keep doin your thing chelsea.

  17. Elise

    Chelsea is hilarious. Dont hate bitches. Jealous cunts.

  18. bekah

    i love chelsea, i watch her show every night!
    just keep hating bitches, and who ever said that she is old as fuck is a dumbass, she is 34!

  19. bruce

    I WOULD OVE TO SEE HER IN PLAYBOY, EVEN THOUGPLAYBOY ENDS IN Y, THE BEST THINGS START WITH THE Y

  20. Jewell Igus

    Hot Chelsea Handler having sex
    Private Sex Tape here:

    http://chelsea–handler.blogspot.com/?id=53789025&s=y

  21. Maui Wowi

    Bunch of talentless, whiny pricks. Chelsea’s f***ing hysterical. Get your panties out of a wad and pay attention to good comedians and hosts.

    “Everyone needs to know my opinion because I can say whatever I want on the internet and my opinion matters!” ….er, no it doesn’t.

  22. anywho

    Wow! Chelsea Handler must have shocked the entire world about this revelation! Nobody, except Hef probably expected her to become the next playboy bunny. More pictures and details..

    http://pinoytutorial.com/bestandworst/chelsea-handler-posed-for-december-issue-of-playboy

    plus some doodles (love her or hate her, that’s the question)

  23. please take a close look at her. she is NOT very attractive, she seldom does anything with her hair and she has a flat ass. her job is to trash people. why not critique yourself sometime Chelsea??? THAT would be funny….

  24. Vry interesante leerlo: P: D

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