Looks like Heidi and Spencer are lying about their impromptu sham marriage! (Websters)

Dancing with the Stars 2008 winner spoilers! (Celebitchy)

Adrian Brody looks like a hobo with syphilis. (Holy Moly)

Joey Fatone ends up where his career has — in the shitter. (Seriously? OMG)

Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress attempts to asphyxiate her while Valentino watches on, helpless. (Lainey Gossip)

Wanna see Pink have sex with herself? Here’s your chance! (popbytes)

Rihanna… in a fucking eye patch. Yarr! (The Grumpiest)

Travis Barker is suing everybody. (The Blemish)

Annalynne McCord shows off her peaches in Peach magazine. (Bastardly)

Britney Spears burns Katie Holmes! (CelebSlam)

Scraping the bottom of the barrel: David Spade and Nicolette Sheridan are bumpin’ uglies. Gross. (CelebNewsWire)

How to meet girls in World of Warcraft. I’m guessing “Thanksgiving miracle” or “with a gun and ten feet of nylon rope.” (COED Magazine)

Tila Tequila in a see-through shirt! There’s something you haven’t seen before. (Drunken Stepfather)

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