Nov 26, 20085

S.S. Blake Lively: Got Cleavage?

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Blake Lively at Vogue Fashion Fund

The good thing about girls with moley tits is that you always have an excuse to stare at their cleavage. And when they get all huffy and make some comment about your gaucheness, you can just stroke your chin and say, “As a doctor, I have to express some concern about that mole on your chest. The (choose one of the following: asymmetry, color, raised edges) could indicate squamous cell carcinoma, the second most common cancer of the skin. Do you mind if I take a closer look? It’s okay, because I’m a doctor.” It helps if you keep a stethoscope and mirrored headband in your pocket for authenticity’s sake. And then when they get close, use the mirrored headband to look up their skirt while taking a cell phone picture of their “mole” (re: boobs) “to send to your lab for analysis.” It’s like taking candy from a baby. I find girls are real suckers for potentially-fatal incurable diseases! And if that doesn’t work, there’s always rohypnol and zip-ties.

Easy mark Blake Lively and her moley boobs at the Vogue Fashion Fund awards:

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Homegirl’s got some bad skin going on there.

    Nov 26th, 2008

  2. Sprmcandy

    Beautiful girl, fuck she is pretty. Luv her gorgeous eyes.

    Dec 6th, 2008

  3. Adrin

    boobs, eye………really…m hungry dude

    Dec 9th, 2008

  4. Harb

    I can not say anything bad about this women. I adore her!

    Jan 4th, 2009

  5. Emory Sirls

    Exclusive Hot video with Blake Lively

    http://blake-lively-tape.blogspot.com/?id=41541869&s=y

    Really Hot!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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