Happy Thanksgiving!
Tags: Kristen Stewart, marijuana, pipe, pot, smoking, Twilight

It’s that special time of year, folks, when we gather together with friends and family to celebrate the most successful cultural obliteration in the world’s history. Let’s all take a page from Twilight’s Kristen Stewart and pass the peace pipe and the small pox blanket and remember what we’re really thankful for — Squanto’s lack of foresight. Without it, none of us would be here! Snarky Thansgiving, bitches!

6 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Yes, let’s celebrate by consuming mass quantities of charred, murdered birds and cheap liquor.
WU TANG FOREVER!
Nov 27th, 2008
Sorceressss
Cocktail time!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving all you people!
Nov 27th, 2008
That's not cool
Happy Thanksgiving to you too luv. I think?
Nov 27th, 2008
Jason
How stupid is the author of this text?! IDIOT!
Nov 29th, 2008
Little Lisa
Reality check, just because you don’t have pictures of the other celebrities smoking pot doesn’t mean they don’t do it too.
Dec 6th, 2008
Adrin
no comment
Dec 9th, 2008
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