Quickies: Jam Out with Your Clam Out

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Danielle Lloyd girds her perfect loins in the optical spectrum of light. (Drunken Stepfather)

The Kristen Stewart from “Twilight” is a actually a huge cunt. Fact. (The Blemish)

It’s officially unofficial: Angeline Jolie is NOT pregnant. (CelebSlam)

Abigail Clancy sexes up the December issue of FHM. (The Bastardly)

How do you ruin a Keira Knightley/Sienna Miller fantasy? Those opaque tights and hideous bangs, for starters. (Use My Computer)

A boob — made out of Barbies! (CityRag)

Ellen DeGeneres tricks Mariah Carey into admitting she’s pregnant! (Websters)

If you want Santa to shit down your chimney, then Vince Vaughn’s your boy. (Pajiba)

Rosie O’Donnell crashes and BURNS! (Mollygood)

Mary-Kate Olsen might be pregnant… or just not anorexic anymore. (Bricks and Stones)

The Top Ten Naked Women who Rock! (Mr.Skin)

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