Katie Couric Cuts Her Hair

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I’m sure you, like me, refrain from watching the evening news or anything deemed “educational television,” so Katie Couric’s new haircut will come to you as a surprise. The NY Daily News says

The boyish pixie cut channeled some of Hillary Clinton’s bad ‘do days [and] was a striking departure from the signature bob. The dramatic chop did little to flatter and even caused Couric’s face to appear different.

And we pretend we’re a nation “ready for change.” Not so! If anything, Americans hate change, be it a newscaster’s haircut or the redefining of the word “marriage.” We prefer to wallow in the familiar embrace of tradition, where everything’s warm and wet and feels the same way going in as it does coming out. Kinda like corn pudding or Paris Hilton’s vagina, but without the unfortunate smell.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    “…..caused Couric’s face to appear different”?!?!?

    Try some botox or a little eye work to go with that new ‘do.

  2. Jon

    Holy Crap shes had a LOT of plastic surgery. I dunno why I’ve never noticed before.

  3. I think she looks terrific! Tres chic! Stop being so negative, everybody!

  4. Kelley Taylor

    Her new hair style gives her a more hip look…I like it! I also liked her other look too..
    What would you suggest a long bleach blond do, like every cookie cutter barbie doll wanna be on tv w/ some cheap looking extensions thrown in..What’s not to like…I don’t see it being so drastic..The media loves to be critical..shut up!

  5. Ida Chamness

    Katie’s looks better than I have ever seen it. I sure hope she continues to keep it that short!

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