Dec 2, 2008
S.S. Nicole Richie Shows Off Her Butt
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It turns out that Nicole Richie actually has an ass! Who knew? Jimmy Hoffa could crawl out of that thing and I still couldn’t be more surprised. It’s like that time my camp counselor showed me that you can do more with a paper towel tube than just make a pretend gun or a telescope. It turns out you can actually masturbate with it as long as you pack it full of soft cheese and coat the outside with Vaseline first. Yeah, I always hated summer camp. Also Nicole Richie.
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