Anne Heche is Pregnant
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Actress Anne Heche is carrying another life form inside of her! And no, this one isn’t a half-sibling of Jesus or the communiqué of extraterrestrials. Not yet, anyway. According to Us Weekly
Anne Heche and her beau, actor James Tupper, are expecting their first child together. “They are thrilled,” her rep tells Us. The two first met in 2006 on the set of their short-lived ABC drama Men In Trees while Heche was still wed to husband Coley Laffoon.
Let’s do the math, shall we? Anne Heche herself admitted that she was batshit insane for the first thirty years of her life. She still claims to have an alter ego (the daughter of God and half-sibling of Jesus mentioned earlier) named “Celestia” who regularly chats with outer space aliens. And don’t let’s forget that Anne also reportedly contracted herpes from her sexually-abusive gay father. Given that information, what are the mathematical odds that their baby won’t end up a gender-confused closet-cutting alcoholic? Make sure and show your work. Answers at the bottom of the post.
ANSWER: Negative zero. Also acceptable: 24/7 69. Get it? Wooo!
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Good god, that picture is HIDEOUS! Even money the kid comes out looking like Ellen DeGenerous…lol
Dec 4th, 2008
abby
Yeah, math was never my strong suit.
Dec 4th, 2008
chris wade
man, the painter sucks. it took her boyfriend 3 years to get her pregnant? honestly, i thought she was hot when she had the short hair, but she looks even hotter with her hair at least shoulder length, so as long as she has it long i’d bang her. she’s german blooded, so i like the german girls. i’d bone her beautiful crazy ass. and who told you her “gay” father gave her herpes? first of all, i didn’t know gays could get herpes, since your asshole would have to have been able to contract the disease and second, how would her gay father be attracted to her? even if he was bisexual, i’d still doubt he’d rape his own daughter, even if he was a pedophile, unless she looked like a boy. still, if i were a pedophiliac and a gay man, i’d rape little boys, not a young person with a moist pink hole called a vagina. either she came up with that lie, or whoever posted this is a dumbass. that’s not possible.
May 23rd, 2009
Alonzo Reyelts
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Oct 9th, 2009
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