A-Rod Says He and Madonna are Just Friends

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Madonna & A-Rod

I have no idea why anyone gives a shit about either A-Rod or Madonna.  They’re both hideously ugly and totally boring.  But if you mysteriously care about the state of their asinine relationship, here’s what A-Rod told People:

“We’re friends,” Rodriguez, 33, says.

Asked if there is any romance between them at all, Rodriguez reiterates, “We’re friends – that’s it.”

While rumors have swirled that the slugger and the singer, 50, have been carrying on a romantic relationship and flying around the country in order to spend time together, “I can tell you this,” Rodriguez says, “I have never been on a plane with her.”

“You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff,” Rodriguez adds.

When pressed on how much time they have spent together, and whether he had ever stayed the night at Madonna’s home, Rodriguez laughed: “If I answered every rumor we’d be here for three weeks.”

Ugh.  Yaaaaawn.  God, somebody wake me up when Lourdes snaps and starts acting out, okay?  But only if she waxes her eyebrows first.  I got standards, yanno.

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. No, they’re not friends! They’re relatives, they kinda look a like, right?

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