Quickies: Bustin’ Out

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Hilary Duff looks different. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth Paltrow is still an oblivious snob. (Cele|bitchy)

Jake Gyllenhaal really, really wants to marry Reese Witherspoon. (ASL)

Mary-Kate Olsen is dressed like Fagin from Oliver! the musical. (Bricks & Stones)

Katy Perry is still dumb and irritating. (WIMB)

Remember that guy with the same name as the annoying “Seinfeld” dude who was married to Britney Spears for a couple days like four years ago?  No?  Well anyway, he was arrested or something. (POTP)

AnnaLynne McCord looks wasted, as usual, and is still dressing like an idiot. (Go Fug Yourself)

Speaking of Drunkface, apparently Samantha Ronson might be bored with Lindsay Lohan now that she’s only drunk like 25% of the time. (IDLYITW)

Boy George was convicted of falsely imprisoning an escort. (WWTDD)

One of the Kardashians has a spandex camel toe.  It’s not Kim – it’s one of the other ones.  Khloe?  Kourtney?  Kazahkstan?  Whatever.  Shiny Krotch! (Celebrity Odor)

That new Punisher movie?  Not so much with the awesome.  Surprise, surprise. (Pajiba)

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