She’s finally all ours, ladies — disgraced Danity Kane star Aubrey O’Day has “come out” as a lesbian. Page Six says

The press-hungry star showed up… at NASCAR’s party at Marquee with a woman she introduced as “my girlfriend,” [and later added] that her dog, Ginger, was “also a lesbian.”

So she’s a lesbian now, is she? No thanks. I wouldn’t fuck that nasty bitch even if I had a bag of a hundred vaginas. And besides, I could think of a million better things to do with a bag of a hundred vaginas than scissoring with Aubrey O’Day. I might plant a couple out in the garden next to the rose bushes and see if I can’t grow my very own Richard Marx or Justin Timberlake. Maybe even toss a couple off an interstate overpass onto the windshields of oncoming traffic, just for shits and giggles. “It’s a bird! It’s a squid! No… it’s a vagina!”. And whatever was leftover I’d pass out at my Jedi Council Forum meeting, effectively securing my place as The Chosen One.

Aubrey at the NASCAR event on Saturday: