Dec 8, 20082
Jessica Alba’s Swimsuit Calendar Massively Photoshopped
Tags: airbrushed, campari, Jessica Alba, photoshop, retouched, swimsuit calendar
Everybody has been raving about how unbelievable Jessica Alba’s post-baby body looked in her new Campari swimsuit calendar, and “unbelievable” would be right, because it isn’t fucking real. It’s all the work of digital retouching — a good three inches off her waist and hips and virtual breast implants. Nothing you see is real anymore. Nothing except our love, that is. And maybe the Zionist Agenda. That you can take to the bank, baby.
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Halina
I’m sick of the press surrounding her. It’s atrocious to think that every male I know is attracted to this. I wish they would use the originals on the calendar.
Dec 9th, 2008
Zackary Bostrom
Hot Jessica Alba having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://jessica-alba-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id40569086&s=y
Oct 4th, 2009
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