Quickies: All Hands on Deck

Dec 8, 20080

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For the ladies: Josh Holloway shirtless & wet (A Socialite’s Life)

I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be Christina Aguilera as Santa Claus. (Best Week Ever)

Dita von Teese just says NO to Russell Brand’s dick cheese. (Holy Moly)

Playboy turned down Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller! (CelebSlam)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Kelly Osbourne threatens to kick Christina Aguilera’s ass. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Now YOU can drive the Weinermobile! Here’s how! (COED Magazine)

Hermione Granger wants to get nekkid for you. (Websters)

Megan Fox in a tight black dress because it’s Megan Fox in a tight black dress. (Derek Hail)

Vinnie Jones’ bloody fist fight caught on camera! (The Blemish)

It’s time to pay our final respects to Mollygood… *sobs* (MollyGood)

Penelope Cruz in a bikini in St. Barts! (Bastardly)

Here we go again: Katie Holmes is reportedly pregnant with programmable humanoid number 2. (Hollywood Rag)