Mariah Carey is Definitely Knocked Up
Tags: Mariah Carey, pregnant
I dare you to think of something that you care about less than the following statement: Mariah Carey might really be pregnant. Science says it can’t be done! Page Six says
Spies in LA saw the songbird coming out of a well-known ob/gyn’s office “clutching what looked like a sonogram and being greeted by her entourage with cheers. She was ebullient.” It was the same type of paper that Minnie Driver was holding when she found out she was pregnant at the same doctor’s office. A rep said, “As far as I’m told it’s not true.”
I don’t know if I trust this “source.” Who among Mariah’s circle uses the word “ebullient” in everyday conversation? None of her former collaborators, that’s for sure. If they had said something like “Skeet skeet skeet biyatch” or “Aww, he supersoaked dat ho!” I might believe it. As it stands, I don’t buy it one bit.
At the Grammy Nominations Concert last week:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
so urkel is the daddy?
there is no way that woman would carry her own child, much less give birth to it. or raise it.
Dec 9th, 2008
abby
Hey Bunny!
And I believe that the guy pictured is actually the suave version of Urkel, Stefàn Urkelle. The tux totally gives it away.
Dec 10th, 2008
Micaela
Eww, she’s dirty, and she didn’t shave her pits!…look under her boobs, its so dirty!
Jan 1st, 2009
Colton Adolf
Hot Tape with Mariah Carey here:
http://mariah–carey-sex.blogspot.com/?id=37709092&s=y
don’t loose!!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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