Quickies: Stocking Stuffer

Dec 9, 20080

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Find out why Cate Blanchett is on her knees! (popbytes)

Watch Jessica Biel strip in the trailer for “Powder Blue.” (Mr. Skin)

Daisy Fuentes is still plenty fuckable. (UseMyComputer)

Nicole Scherzinger gets some rubber pants to match her big rubber tits. (Drunken Stepfather)

By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons of Worvan, “Nobel Son” sucketh donkey balls! (Pajiba)

Marisa Tomei gets naked and you get to see it. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Comedian April Macie gets naughty… and it’s awfully nice. (Bitten and Bound)

Now you can finally jerk off on Katy Perry’s boobs without getting arrested! (The Rad Report)

Extraterrestrial hooker hybrid Tila Tequila releases her literary debut! (Websters)

Miranda Kerr sexy topless pictures. (Glamzilla)

Annalynne McCord has her own spin on the cone bra. (Bastardly)

Me-ow: Mary-Kate Olsen and Kirsten Dunst get into a catfight! (Celebitchy)