Ellen and Britney go a-wassailin’. But which yuletide caroler forgot panties? (Socialite Life)

Celine Dion panty flash! (Scandalist)

Brad Pitt’s mugshot on the cover of the Rolling Stone. (Lainey Gossip)

Note to producers and filmmakers: Emma Watson embraces nudity. (NinjaDude)

Keanu Reed goes for the Grizzly Adams look. (Bastardly)

Mark Ruffalo’s brother died playing Russian roulette while coked out of his gourd. (Celebrity Smack)

More Jessica Biel near-nakedness in British GQ. (Egotastic)

There’s a position open at Playboy! And no, it’s not hunched behind your desk with your dick in your hand. (College Candy)

Meet Ricky Martin’s twin babies! (Jossip)

30 of the 60 people that showed up for Lindsay Lohan’s leggings launch were paid to be there. The rest were probably just there for the chance at a free blowjob. (Holy Moly)

T.R. Knight pulls a Katherine Heigl. (Websters)

Jessica Alba’s baby Honor Marie looks just like her mommy! Mostly because she’s frowning and furrowing her brow. (Bricks and Stones)

Cindy Crawford drunken boob slip! (The Grumpiest)

Tom Cruise attempts to drag Britney Spears down the Scientology path to salvation! (CelebNewsWire)

Get pulled into the black hole of David Hasselhoff’s never-ending crotch! (CityRag)