Jennifer Aniston Gets Naked in GQ
Tags: gq, Jennifer Aniston, magazine, naked, tie
A naked Jennifer Aniston looks hot as hell in nothing but her patriotic tie on the cover of next month’s GQ magazine. I mean… wow. God. Damn. But being Jennifer Aniston, she goes and opens her big fat stupid mouth and ruins it for the rest of us. The Daily Mail quotes her as telling GQ
‘The funny thing is that people don’t realize [Angelina and Brad and I] all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends. No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical. I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…’
[When asked if she was still in touch with Pitt]: ‘We don’t not talk.’
That’s just sad, isn’t it? I’ve seen footage of illegal immigrants clinging to driftwood that wasn’t as desperate or boner-crushing. On the plus side, though, you’re pretty much guaranteed she’ll try anal. Possibly even pay your car note and student loan. Like momma always said, “Desperate is as desperate does, baby!”
In this month’s Vogue because the GQ photoshoot isn’t out yet:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
does she not realize how pathetic she sounds? its like, stop talking about this in the press already. Enough is enough!
Dec 11th, 2008
missing-the-point
Why is she posing like a squirrel?
Dec 11th, 2008
abby
Because squirrels are the sexiest rodents in the Sciuridae family, followed closely by woodchucks.
Dec 11th, 2008
sonya
Butterface!
Her expression on the cover photo oddly reminds me of one of those 70′s photos you’d see on a box of maxi pads. Whee! Dry & Secure!
Dec 11th, 2008
bionic bunny
lol@sonya!
those tits are NOT factory equipment!
abby, i love it when you talk sexy. say “sciruridae” again, and then stroke my ears lovingly…..
Dec 11th, 2008
l
she’s really hot and very sexy.
Jul 8th, 2009
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