Quickies: Watch Your Step

Dec 11, 20080

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Ashlee Simpson can’t find a tabloid willing to pay for pictures of her emo baby. (The Blemish)

Hilary Duff looks like total ass. (UseMyComputer)

Britney Spears is back on top! No, not on a pile of moon pies and Fritos, but that’s a good guess. (Fatback)

Macauly Culkin’s sister dead at 29. (CelebWarship)

Fergie wears an owl costume, too late for Halloween. (Socialite Life)

All that’s missing from these pictures of Aubrey O’Day a couple of penises pointed at her face. (Hollywood Tuna)

Three words: Ryan. Reynolds‘. Abs. (Pajiba)

Note to Katy Perry: don’t quit your day job. (Websters)

Blake Fielder-Civil gets his ass beat-down in prison! (Celebitchy)

Lily Allen’s dress looks just like mine did on prom night. Only mine had more grass stains and vomit down the side. (Holy Moly)

Princess Leia Carrie Fischer opts for electroshock therapy after a decade spent binging on acid. Good times! (Dlisted)

I can see through Audrina Partridge’s shirt! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Paula Abdul arrives on the set of Letterman dressed like a Hessian soldier on his way to Saratoga. (Bastardly)