Holiday shopping can be so stressful, so how’s a girl to manage? Well, if you’re Kate Moss, you can always get a nice cheap bottle of isopropyl nitrite.

Kate was seen clutching a bottle of Buzz, commonly known as a “popper”, or what the websites that sell them call them, “room deodorizers” (Ha). Wikipedia’s entry on the subject lists the effects as:

head rush, euphoria, uncontrollable laughter or giggling, and other sensations that result from the blood pressure drop are often felt to increase sexual arousal and desire. At the same time, the relaxation of the sphincters of the anus and vagina can make penetration easier. It is widely reported that poppers can enhance and prolong orgasms.

Today’s woman has to be ready for ANY situation. You never know when you might need to have a loose sphincter. Be Prepared, that’s what Girl Scouts taught me.