Dec 12, 2008
S.S. Michael Phelps Followed by Giant Boobs
Tags: michael phelps
Some little Asian girl with buoys strapped to her chest followed Michael Phelp’s wake as he walked through LAX. Maybe she wanted to be there in case he should get a really bad leg cramp, maybe she wanted an opportunity to see if his sperm are as great a swimmer as Michael is. The world may never know.
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Mack
This guy is one goofy looking bastard. If he didn’t have gold around his neck and just worked at Subway none of you chicks would drool over him. His face looks like it was smashed or got hit in the face by a log
Dec 14th, 2008
missing-the-point
Not only is he ugly, he very well may be mildly retarded. He was on the Colbert Report the other night (rerun?) and he definitely displayed symptoms of being developmentally challenged.
Dec 14th, 2008
bionic bunny
yeah, but he can rock a speedo, and i’ll bet neither of you can.
jealous much?
the look on that girl’s face is adorable. maybe she’s his mail order bride?
Dec 15th, 2008
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