Want to know who won season 17 of Survivor? No? Well, Google says you do.. According to E! Online

After 36 days of roughing it in a coastal African nation, the five finalists savvy—and dumb-lucky—enough to become members of Survivor: Gabon’s catchall Nobag tribe went through one last stretch of challenges to win a chance at winning.

Finally, when placed before a jury of their peers (and sworn enemies) on Sunday’s two-hour Survivor finale, aka Day 39, the last three castaways pleaded their cases to the best of their ability.

And when all was said and done, bow-tie-wearing Bob Crowley, proving that nice-and-scrawny guys do not finish last, was named Sole Survivor on the 17th-season finale of CBS’ pioneering reality show, the oldest winner in the history of the game.

But while everyone figured in the beginning that “mind over matter” would be how Bob would be how the 57-year-old high school physics teacher from Maine would outlast his opponents, the increasingly sinewy dude showed he had more than enough physical prowess to beat an Olympic gold medalist, a personal trainer and a strapping young doctor.

I’ve had infected plantar’s warts and impacted feces that weren’t as painful as reading all four paragraphs of that Survivor: Gabon synopsis. But not at the same time, though. That would just be gross.

Non-winner Jessica “Sugar” Kipper in “Sex and Death 101″ (thumbnail links NSFW):