Dec 16, 2008
Jennifer Aniston Stuffs Her Bra With Fake Nipples
Tags: fake nipples, Jennifer Aniston, marley and me, nips, pokies
Liar! Deceiver! Jennifer Aniston is a bra stuffer. Get ready to have your heart ripped right out of your chest penis ripped right out of your hand, boys. Gatecrasher says
Jennifer Aniston is a fan of “pokies,” plastic nips that slide in under a woman’s bra. “Jennifer loves these things, because they really make the most of her assets when she’s wearing a tight top,” a source blabs.
Wait — those things are supposed to be fake nipples? And all this time I’ve been wearing them as novelty neck acne! No wonder I never “captured the hearts of men everywhere.” That stupid box should have been more specific.
Jen and her deceptive breasts at the “Marley and Me” premiere:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
She needs help to make her nipples show through her shirt? Does she have innies or what?
Dec 16th, 2008
abby
I find touching my nipples to a D-cell battery usually does the trick. It’s a real money-saver!
Dec 16th, 2008
VinKong
I’ve ‘noticed’ Jennifer’s nipples since the hey-day of Friends. finding out they are not on the level, well,it just hurts. I’m going to go look confused in a corner now.
Dec 16th, 2008
Me
I call bullshit. On Friends her nips would come and go in the same scene. They were real. For reals yo.
Dec 16th, 2008
AngUhLa
Ha! Figures….
Dec 16th, 2008
Alice
Oh yeah, I believe that. I bet you heard that from a “reputable source”, too! Like a sweaty guy playing WoW in his grandmother’s basement, who says he’s a close personal friend.
Dec 17th, 2008
deka
i’m appalled
http://www.thatshideous.com
Dec 18th, 2008
dew
I thought men didn’t care if boobs were made of plastic.
Dec 18th, 2008
omar
u.s robotics
Dec 26th, 2008
Lauren Bailey
oh well she is still a super star leave her alone and men shouldnt care
Jan 16th, 2009
Jessie Easly
Really sexy video with Jennifer Aniston found here:
http://naked-jennifer-aniston-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=94828119&s=y
Full video!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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