Dec 16, 2008

Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar

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Kim Kardashian has a new calendar coming out for 2009, proving once again that being peed on can really pay off in spades for a girl. The calendar is chock full of Kim making “sexy poses” (re: finger in mouth and I-smell-a-fart-face) and lots of quaint seasonal folklore for each month of the year, like “Golden showers bring May flowers” and “March cums in like a lion and all over my face and then videotapes it to show all his friends.” It’s semi-pornographic and practical! That’s what we in the business like to call “a win-win.”

I know, I know — I’ll put up the HQ as soon as they are available:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RebelBoy

    Why do people even give a shit about this black suckin whor?
    That’s all she’s famous for - boinkin’ a KNEE GROW!
    RebelBoy - tellin’ it like it is!

    Dec 16th, 2008

  2. nc

    go back to school rebelboy

    Dec 17th, 2008

  3. Tim Dorna

    I totally agree! RebelBoy is an idiot.

    Dec 17th, 2008

  4. jenny

    rebelboy is a fcuking idiot.get a life foool!

    May 18th, 2009

  5. CAPTAIN GIRL

    rebelboy i wanna slap u till ur eye sight izz correct and u can see how hot kim izz! u suck.

    Jul 27th, 2009

  6. Ralph Vanord

    Naked Kim Kardashian really sexy in homemade video

    Free video here:

    http://kim-kardashian-tape.blogspot.com/?id=38885335&s=y

    Oct 5th, 2009

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