Break out your Valtrex and dental dams — Paris Hilton has been spotted “canoodling” with both ex-boyfriend Benji Madden and 300 actor Gerard Butler. According to E! Online

[Paris and Benji] arrived mere minutes apart for the grand opening of the D&G boutique on Robertson Boulevard. [Benji] stopped to greet her in mid-interview, and the two went… into a private corner so they could talk. When asked if she and Benji were getting back together, all Paris offered was a knowing smile.

Not to be outdone, Gerard Butler reportedly sampled some of her stank at a cheesy Hollywood nightclub over the weekend. The Daily Star says

Paris Hilton [has] been getting cosy with acting Scotburger Gerard Butler, 39. So cosy, in fact, she calls him Braveheart. The pair went to elaborate lengths to avoid being pictured together at LA’s Bar Deluxe.

Well, that’s settled, then! Gerard gets my vote. “Brave Heart” and “Cum Fart.” It’s not often you get a Hollywood couple with the potential for such awesome rhyming nicknames. It’s almost like they were meant to be!

Gerard leaving Bar Deluxe:

At the D&G boutique opening on Robertson:

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