Nicole Kidman Sterile, Thanks to Didgeridoo
Tags: aborigine, barren, didgeridoo, Nicole Kidman, sterile, wetten daas
Nicole Kidman has gone and offended the aboriginal tribes of Australia, but not with that awful “Betwitched” remake like you probably thought. Nicole made the mistake of playing the sacred didgeridoo while promoting her new movie “Australia” on a German television show. The Daily Mail says
Aborigine culture bars women from playing the traditional instrument because of a belief it will leave them barren.
The Oscar-winning actress blew weakly into the long wooden instrument when she appeared on the TV show with fellow star Hugh Jackman to promote her latest movie, Australia. Aboriginal tribes were far from amused when they saw pictures of the actress blowing into the instrument.
‘It will mean she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren,’ said Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green.
Didgeridoos make you sterile and I’m just finding this out now? Jeez. And to think of all the money I pissed away on the morning after pill and back-alley abortions. And then hospital stays for uncontrollable hemorrhaging and blood poisoning after the back-alley abortions. Blue Cross/Blue Shield, you owe me like twelve thousand dollars.
Didgeri-don’t:
Photo source: SPLASH NEWS
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
How do I know she won’t have any more children?
“blew weakly into the long wooden instrument”
That about sums it up.
Dec 17th, 2008
Answer Guru
Haha! Aborigines might have put a spell on her for defying their culture! Boohooo!
Dec 17th, 2008
abby
Like aborigines even have TV…
Dec 17th, 2008
bionic bunny
they don’t need TV abby, they have iphones…
Dec 17th, 2008
TRUTH
GOD will decide if Nicole has more children and I LOVED BEWITCHED, so don’t assume everyone thinks the same way you do!
Dec 17th, 2008
Maja
Good for Nicole, fuck every culture or religion that thinks women can’t do stuff and men can … i’m a woman and they offend me!
Dec 24th, 2008
Alexy
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U have to see it,really hot video!!!
Aug 21st, 2009
Rolando Feuerberg
Hot Tape with Nicole Kidman here:
http://nicole—kidman.blogspot.com/?id=14663195&s=y
don’t loose!!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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