Nicole Kidman Sterile, Thanks to Didgeridoo
Tags: aborigine, barren, didgeridoo, Nicole Kidman, sterile, wetten daas
Nicole Kidman has gone and offended the aboriginal tribes of Australia, but not with that awful “Betwitched” remake like you probably thought. Nicole made the mistake of playing the sacred didgeridoo while promoting her new movie “Australia” on a German television show. The Daily Mail says
Aborigine culture bars women from playing the traditional instrument because of a belief it will leave them barren.
The Oscar-winning actress blew weakly into the long wooden instrument when she appeared on the TV show with fellow star Hugh Jackman to promote her latest movie, Australia. Aboriginal tribes were far from amused when they saw pictures of the actress blowing into the instrument.
‘It will mean she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren,’ said Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green.
Didgeridoos make you sterile and I’m just finding this out now? Jeez. And to think of all the money I pissed away on the morning after pill and back-alley abortions. And then hospital stays for uncontrollable hemorrhaging and blood poisoning after the back-alley abortions. Blue Cross/Blue Shield, you owe me like twelve thousand dollars.
Didgeri-don’t:
Photo source: SPLASH NEWS
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
How do I know she won’t have any more children?
“blew weakly into the long wooden instrument”
That about sums it up.
Dec 17th, 2008
Answer Guru
Haha! Aborigines might have put a spell on her for defying their culture! Boohooo!
Dec 17th, 2008
abby
Like aborigines even have TV…
Dec 17th, 2008
bionic bunny
they don’t need TV abby, they have iphones…
Dec 17th, 2008
TRUTH
GOD will decide if Nicole has more children and I LOVED BEWITCHED, so don’t assume everyone thinks the same way you do!
Dec 17th, 2008
Maja
Good for Nicole, fuck every culture or religion that thinks women can’t do stuff and men can … i’m a woman and they offend me!
Dec 24th, 2008
Alexy
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U have to see it,really hot video!!!
Aug 21st, 2009
Rolando Feuerberg
Hot Tape with Nicole Kidman here:
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don’t loose!!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
sweet_girl
I used to loved Nicole Kidman Sterile half,Ok.
Jan 25th, 2010
sweet_girl
Buy some like makeup Nicole Kidman i know!That`s right you know but you know that makeup great on Her well
Jan 31st, 2010
SweetAaliyahFan
I would buy some makeup from Nicole Kidman…I `know..
That`s wouldn`t been shoulder over you well.
Feb 18th, 2010
sweet_girl
Ohhhhh…….I seems scared from you..But hey good luck with that shoulder been HE SAID MOTHERFUCKER
Feb 22nd, 2010
sweetALIYAHFAN
WAKE UP LIIITLER SHOULDER BEEN WELL
Feb 22nd, 2010
sweet_britney_fan
Yup..BEEN WELL SHOULDER OVER YOU WHATS WRONG WITH THST SHOULDER WITH HER SHE KNEW BOYFRIEND KERPER HER GOOD WOWOW..BRAVO!FROM?
Feb 22nd, 2010
sweet_britney_fan
BRITNREY SPEARS
Feb 22nd, 2010
sweet_girl_451
she knew nicole kidman about dress her up wiht that
Feb 22nd, 2010
sweet_girl_4544
LOOK!EYES FROM HER..
Feb 22nd, 2010
sweet_girls_fan
why thanks Nicole Kidman
Feb 25th, 2010
sweet_girl
Because I said thanks to Nicole Kidman and tell why?
Just saudis Haval said thanks from britney spears thanks….
Feb 25th, 2010
sweet_aaliyah
But I know Because she totally knows about it well..But I knew this op_like that i know life is strenght life..
Feb 27th, 2010
sweet_girls_girl_152
Nicole Kidman would she buy some Makeup FROM Britney Spears and Knows that Brandy Norwood she great singer likes thats your right…
Feb 27th, 2010
sweet_girls_girls
yes I know i wasn`t surel`y about it when i was like nothing buy some dise of makeup from Brandy well yes i well..
Mar 4th, 2010
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