S.S. Mickey Rourke is Beautiful

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Mickey Rourke at The Wrestler Premiere

Mickey Rourke strikes me as the kind of guy who bypasses the shower for those all-purpose body wipes so popular with hobos and truck stop hookers. Nothing about that man looks clean. And I bet you’re wondering, “What the hell is wrong with his damn face?” Well, it appears that he had laces sewn into the back of his scalp. You just pull those strings taut and voilĂ  — the ol’ mug is tighter than a drum! And besides, scalp-laces are really the only logical explanation for his hair. No person in their right mind would put their fingers in there. Ten bucks says that ain’t Brylcreem, boys and girls. I’d rather stick my hand in a shark’s mouth.

With the lovely Maggie Grace at The Wrestler premiere:

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Maggie Grace:

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    I think he became a pro boxer for a while in a bout of uncontrollable celebrity ego tripping back in the 80’s or early 90’s. As a result he wasn’t a very good boxer and needed a ridiculous amount of facial reconstruction after having his ass kicked repeatedly.

  2. youarelame

    ummm….. you’re comparing 2 photos that were taken 24 years apart and commenting on the way he looks? sure he looks different. it’s called AGING!

  3. He is beautiful!!! and has lived his life on his terms and has to still live. People don’t care about the whole picture. Most of them are just shallow and all they care about is the newest trends and ego trips. He was the most gorgeous man, I had ever seen in my life in 9 1/2 weeks and you can still see that same guy shining through. People can be cruel and Alot of you sound like you are.
    But who cares what they think anyway. They are heartless and blind. And won’t see anything till they are in the some old folks home but than it will be too late.
    You are beautiful Mr. Mickey Rourke, Take good care of yourself!!!
    God bless you!
    P.S. I am so sorry about your doggy.

  4. To the person that made this web site or who ever wrote those awful things under the picture’s above. Obviously Mickey has just washed his hair and it is wet… You should try that with your mouth. I would not suggest that you stick your hand in a sharks mouth but your head than you wont have to sit around thinking mean things about people all day. : )

  5. Mickey Rourke was mentioning people that deserved a chance, in his acceptance speech, Why havent I heard of Ben Deignan before????? Have You??? He is another Sting with a hint of Justin Timberlake, he is amazing. I ran across him by mistake on songza I gues he is also on you tube. He should be Huge!!!! I don’t know what is taking so long, I guess he is some what popular. But When he sings with his guitar, It is like heaven on earth. Amazing talent!!!! Everyone should listen once. Maybe I am in the dark has anyone heard of him before?
    And young ladies he is a hottie!!! Everyone should know who he is if they dont.

    Oh yeah, I love MICKEY!!!

  6. Francesca

    Who’s to say he wouldn’t have aged so tragically anyway?

  7. To Mickey Rourke and or whoever will listen
    Please listen to Open Forum http://WWW.FamilyRadio.COM
    There is Biblical evidence that shows that God is going to return
    May 21, 2011, Noah had 7 days to get into the ark, The ark is a representation of Christ. God also said that 1 day is a thousand years and a thousand years is as 1 day. In that time God destroyed everyone except for Noah and those in the ark (in Christ) for being evil and wicked (disobiedient) with a flood, the next time it will be with fire raining down and great disasters. It will be 7,000 years from the flood of Noah until May 21, 2011, that day will be the rapture. God said that no one knows the day or the hour but He did not say that we could not know. God says to watch and pray. After that day May 21, 2011 there will be no hope of being saved. One will be taken and one left. after that day there will be terrible devistating distruction until Oct. of 2011 which will be the very end… For more information go to http://www.familyradio.com listen to open forum, Harold Camping is the speaker and He is a bible scholar, he can and will answer questions over the phone on the air. You can listen and find out the station for your radio in your area, it is world wide and check it out for yourself in the Bible. God said a broken and contried heart, He will not dispise. If God came where would you be going? It is a scary question, I know because I had to ask that question and hope and pray I get to go to heaven, I am still crying out to God because I still have places where I stumble but I don’t want to try to be perfect, before I warn people of what I learned it might be too late. None of us deserve salvation, but God is merciful. Please if you feel like this is speaking to you listen http://www. Family Radio.Com I do not work for this station but want to be a witness for the word of God. I am still a work in progress and have so much to change in my life, and want to be obeidient because I love God. The first step is to listen and read the word (the bible) Faith commeth by hearing by the word of God and 2nd to cry out to God for his mercy and try to be obeidient to the will of God and ask Him to work in you and have mercy and save you.

  8. Phoebe

    I am absolutely disgusted with these venomous attacks on Mickey. Leave him alone. All these “brave” people sitting behind their computers should take a long, hard look at themselves and their pathetic lifes. What have you ever accomplished ? It is SO easy to judge isn’t it ?
    Walk a mile in a man’s shoes. Fuck you all.

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