Quickies: Dash Away All
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Rihanna shows off an impressive new set of Jingle Boobs. (Glamzilla)
Uh-oh… Vikki Blows forgot her underpants! (Use My Computer)
Finally, a legitimate way to get Scarlett Johansson’s mucous all over you! (Websters)
Someone surgically replaced glamour model Jordan’s stomach with the Scream mask! (Holy Moly)
Elizabeth Hurley admits to huffing glue! (CelebNewsWire)
Khloe Kardashian would rather go naked than wear fur… except in this picture taken three months ago. (Bastardly)
Aging whore Sondra Fortunato gets booted from a Giants game for dressing “too sexy!” (Socialite Life)
Hilary Duff manages to do the most covered up photo shoot in Maxim history. (Ninja Dude)
Watch flustered reporters accidentally say the words “blow job,” “shitter,” and my favorite, “gay” instead of “blind” live on the air. (Funny or Die)
Ryan Phillipe before (sober) and after (shit-faced). (CelebSlam)
Sexy Santa gallery of ho ho hoes. (COED Magazine)
Robert Pattinson has been crudely fashioned together using nothing but the body parts of Matthew McConaughey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jude Law, Orlando Bloom and Chace Crawford! Dun dun dun. (Allie is Wired)
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